Uncovered Documents Reveal that George Soros-funded Leftist Group thinks 'tits' are 'really nice'

WASHINGTON--Freelance Journalist William Muckraker published on his personal website today documents linking a known left-leaning organization, with ties to billionaire liberal businessman George Soros, to comments made about "tits", otherwise known as "boobies".

The papers indicate strongly that almost all of the organizations employees found "boobies" to be "quite pleasing" and some even went as far as saying they were "probably one of the best things ever."

A recent Reuters poll indicated that about 65% of Americans feel favorably about the human female breast.

Critics of the leftist group claim that their embracing of boobies invites too much government control.

 "This is shocking. Radical leftists across the world are moving in unison to embrace the so-called 'boobies'" said Matt Richards, founder of Planet Web Hourly. "These liberals want to control "boobies" under the guise of freedom and impose strict government regulations on them."

Muckraker also discovered that the leftist group has made a $50 donation to President Obama's current re-election bid. 

"When you follow the money you also discovered that the President's Socialist regime is also involved," Richards continued. "If we allow this to continue, then you can kiss America as you know it goodbye. Yesterday it was the economy and healthcare, today it's the boobies and tomorrow it will be the rest of your freedoms."

The Obama administration declined to comment.